In this fabulous new section, we bring you readers' antics from the wide and wacky World of Beer. Send us your stories, pics and cautionary tales from your own ale-soaked lives, and we'll share them with the disapproving public...

Couldn't Kerr less!

Pictured (from left to right) are Andy, Dave & Mark Kerr - none of them strangers to beer. Andy works for a large financial institution in Chester, so if your balance is wrong it may be that he was on the ale the previous night, and has slumped across the keyboard, deleting all your cash. Until recently, father & son team Dave and Mark were the proprietors of Fags, Mags & Shags - the well-known Sale Moor newsagents, tobacconists and smutty mag emporium. Mark is a regular down at the Sale Tavern, where he sinks the odd pint or twelve, though since they got rid of the shop this no longer means that half of Sale Moor is going without its morning paper. Ann Kerr (Dave's wife, Andy & Mark's mum) has nominated them for this appearance, in recognition of all their hard work. You can see from the picture how hard they graft whilst Ann's cooking the Sunday roast... Have YOU seen the Kerrs at large around Sale? Perhaps you've spotted Dave doing karaoke in the Carter's Arms when Ann thinks he's washing the car? Or maybe you've had to step over Mark in the doorway of a Sale boozer? E:mail us and spill the beans!

On The Pullen!

Still on the site despite a tidal wave of indifference, this EXCLUSIVE shot from the wide world of beer shows Diane Pullen and friends jigging with excitement at having just got into Quaffers. Sprightly 53-year old Diane (far right) tells us "We were made up at getting past the bouncers with a bottle of vodka, six Hooch and eight cans of Mackeson hidden in our handbags." Approximately five minutes after this picture was snapped, the ladies were cautioned for trying to start a Conga whilst under the influence of drink. Have YOU seen Diane and her pals at large? Perhaps you've fought them in a taxi queue, or have called Diane an ambulance after she's once again fallen down the Brasserie steps? We want to hear from you! E:mail us with your news.