Thursday Night is more than just a shedload of beer followed by abuse from a publican at 11.45pm. It's the quality of the people that makes for the magic. Click on the august portraits below for more information on your favourite sophisticated men-about-town.

Mike P
& his Gallery of Shame...

Average Thursday Night consumption chart*

* the consumption of beer and fags can go down as well as up.
Your guts may be at risk if you insist on supping on an empty stomach
and then finishing on a Guinness.
DISH THE DIRT!
Do YOU have the goods on one of the Thursday Nighters, their spouses or guests? A mortifying anecdote, a half-cut statement made under the influence, a drunken photo they'd sooner forget? E:mail us with your gems and a scan, and we'll post it on the site. The anonimity of grasses will be respected, though they probably won't be too hard to work out...