Simon Jones

Although only the second-newest Thursday Night attendee, Simon has seen off some of the more lightweight Thursday visitors. No names, no pack drill, but you know who you are. He is Treasurer of the Thursday Night Boys' Pissedmas Club, and as a result is always scrawling in the little accounts book whilst bladdered. Simon's memory is not what it was, and the relatively recent development of going to the same pub every week has been a Godsend for him - as five pints tends to wipe his mind clean of any arrangements made for the following week. This handicap reached its inevitable and embarrassing conclusion one week, when he dragged Mike to the wrong pub, than had to call a cab to rush them both to the correct venue. Only smokes passively. On a Thursday Night that's like being on 40 a day.

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