Mike Jessop

Without a doubt the heaviest-drinking Thursday Nighter, an accolade similar to being the tallest man on a basketball team. Old FlipTop makes two trips to the bar to everybody else's one - for him the Intermediate pint is a way of life. Weekly this professional office politician holds his Thursday Night colleagues entranced with the latest Borgia-like goings-on at work, and considers it a point of honour to never take anything at face value in the workplace.

What more can be said about a man who gets his own wife barred from a pub so that he can read the Sunday paper in peace? Younger suppers and office schemers should pay homage & learn from the maestro...

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