Mike Parry writes: Piss poor boozer! No actual beer on sale, just various shades of nitrokeg. However, a great favourite of Mike Jessop (but then he usually drinks lager)!!! The only thing it has going for it is the proximity to the Metrolink station.

Could be called the Brooklands Tap of Altrincham (without the totty). Beer here is actually worse than the Tap!

(editor's note: the views expressed by Mike Parry do not necessarily reflect those of the other Thirstday Night Boys or the web hosting company. Please feel free to sue him for defamation & loss of custom. Having said that, Kelly’s Bar meets many of the key criteria for a shocking boozer: it's near the station, it has an apostrophe in its name & at least portions of the roof are flat. You work it out...)